Quotations (15)

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"Consult your doctor before using this product. Side effects may include oily discharge, hives, loss of appetite, low blood pressure. If you have diabetes or a history of kidney trouble, you're dead, a**hole!"
"I am a thumbprint on the window of a skyscraper. I'm a smudge of excrement on a tissue surging out to sea with a million tons of raw sewage." "See? Right there. Just what you just said. That is beautiful. 'A smudge of excrement ...…
"Come on, man. You know. Hemingway, Sexton, Plath, Woolf. You can't kill yourself before you're even published."
JACK: "That's going to be my best man gift to you this week. I'm gonna get you laid." / MILES: "Wonderful." / JACK: "I'm not gonna get you a gift certificate or a pen knife or any of that other horse s**t." / MILES: "I'd rather have a…
"Are you still seeing that shrink?" "I saw him on Monday. I spent most of the time helping him with his computer."
"It tastes like the back of a f***ing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bulls**t.…
"Listen, man. You're my friend, and I know you care about me. And I know you disapprove, and I respect that. But there are some things that I have to do that you don't understand. You understand literature, movies, wine... but you don't…
Maya: "Can I ask you a personal question, Miles?" Miles: "Sure." Maya: "Why are you so in to Pinot? ...I mean, it's like a thing with you." Miles: "Uh, I don't know, I don't know. Um, it's a hard grape to grow, as you know. Right? It's uh,…
Miles: "What about you?" Maya: "What about me?" Miles: "I don't know. Why are you into wine?" Maya: "Oh I... I think I... I originally got in to wine through my ex-husband." Miles: "Ah." Maya: "You know, he had this big, sort of show-off…
Maya: "No, I - I like to think about the life of wine." Miles: "Yeah." Maya: "How it's a living thing. I like to think about what was going on the year the grapes were growing; how the sun was shining; if it rained. I like to think about…
Jack: Do not drink too much. Do you hear me? I don't want you passing out or going to the dark side. No going to the dark side! Miles Raymond: Okay!
Mike Erganian: What is the subject of your book? Non fiction? Miles Raymond: Uh, no. It's... it's a novel. Fiction. Yes. Although there is quite a bit from my own life... so I suppose that, technically some of it is nonfiction. Mike…
Jack: Man! That's tasty! Miles Raymond: That's 100% pinot noir. Single vineyard. They don't even make it any more. Jack: Pinot noir? Miles Raymond: Mmm-hmm. Jack: Then how come it's white? Miles Raymond: [laughs] Oh, Jesus. Don't…
Jack: If they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot. Miles Raymond: No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any f**king Merlot!
Jack: If they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot. Miles Raymond: No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any f**king Merlot!